Gus's Birthday Bash

Brenda invites the K-BAR community to celebrate Gus, her pet chili pepper, on his birthday. Gus's exact age is unknown. Gus's exact birthday is also unknown, so Brenda has picked one. There will be a cupcake. Gus will be wearing a hat.

Gifts

Gus asks for no gifts. Brenda suggests sunlight.

Music

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're family.

Fine print

Gus is a pepper. Please do not eat the guest of honor.